The dirtiest city in the world

Last week was a week of grumbling guts and an even bigger week for international relations with the visits of the Port Royal (a US Navy cruiser), the UN Secretary-General Ban Ki Moon and the new OZ PM Kevin Rudd. Personally, I have always wanted a PM called Kev … or Barry (ie Baz) … or even better again, Les.

But my award for international diplomacy goes to the President for claiming that Dili is the dirtiest city in the world. I am humbled that he has obviously analysed my recent post on the subject of garbage. However, there are plenty of cities with choking air pollution, obnoxious drains and horrendous noise pollution, all which would put Dili in the shade.

The President does regularly walk in the parts of town out east where garbage has been a problem on the beaches which is also near to where he lives.

He points out that contractors have been paid to do garbage collection but a weak supervision process in many public works contracts means things just don’t get done as well as they might. That needs to be improved and systems put in place to make it easier for people to dispose of garbage neatly. But lay off the pigs – the hardest working garbage processors in town.

The Rotary orphan’s XMas party

The annual Rotary orphan’s XMas party was held on the grounds of the World Bank/Asia Development Bank yesterday. Rotary Australia provided gift packs for each child, PDL Toll provided the food, CHC helicopters provided the BBQ equipment and the Dili Hash House Harriers provided the labour for food preparation and organised games for the kids who came from as far away as Maubara.

Santa sweated his way through over an hour of gift giving in his red suit and was later seen at a local bar re-hydrating.

If you see one of the over 350 kids with bright yellow “postman’s” bags, you know where they came from.  Thanks Daisy.

The day at the races

Having been last year to a day at the Tasi Tolu horse races, I was all hyped up for a big one. Suitably kitted up with the necessary refreshments for a warm afternoon, I was ready and waiting at the track at the advertised 3pm commencement.

I think the first race got away close to 4:30pm. By then, the deodorant had long given up, the super-absorbent gusset had failed and I felt a shade ragged. There were your typical Dili street vendors selling water, Tiger beer and soft drinks etc. No toilets, no betting ring and no corporate marquees except for the official thing on the inside of the finish line. I noted horses owned by the President, PM and President of the Parliament, although of the three, only Jose Ramos Horta attended.

Perhaps the UN police attendance was a bit of overkill. They provided a fairly heavy-handed presence and as it turned out in the end, they provided the metal barricades to keep the masses from the track. There were no problems but I heard one local was taken away for presumably going onto the track against instructions. But you’ll love this – the metal barricades were borrowed from the airport.

I estimated about 50 expats and maybe one or two thousand Timorese. There were about 5 or 6 races ranging from the small Shetland pony sized Timorese horses to the mammoths imported from Australia. Most jockeys rode bare-back with no helmet or footwear. Only some bothered with a whip – probably because they were holding onto their steeds like grim death. The last race finished at 6:50pm as dusk was settling, and this was the feature race of the day (I think). But to be honest, I didn’t have a clue what was going on as there was no published info anywhere about what was happening – even 5 minutes into the future.

Last year, the racing association spent good money on wooden railings, only to find that within a week, the lot had been snaffled for firewood. I was intrigued to see this year’s solution. This time, they graded the track and pushed dirt up into a very neat 300mm high barrier on the “inside rail”. Very effective. However rather than being nicked, a few heavy rains will return this to the way nature intended.

To be honest, it was a bloody hot day but I guess us foreigners do become accustomed to it after a while – as long as being soaked with perspiration does not cause offence to others. As for the heat, it means no matter how much you drink, you don’t seem to need a toilet – which was nowhere to be seen anyway.

Best hat of the day goes to Kate from East Timor Journal – a fetching number nabbed from a recently departed (to another country, I mean) acquaintance. By the end of the day, Kate had passed it onto RO who wore it no less as enthusiastically. But the dress Kate, where did you get THAT from ?

4 days at the races

A Mr. Chris Head informs me that the race programme for the Timor Cup “carnival” is as follows :

Location : Tasi Tolu racecourse which is just behind the fancy Timorese building all by itself at Tasi Tolu (about 200 metres before the F_FDTL military base)

7/12 1500hrs 1 Cerimonia Abertura, 2. Corrida Eliminatoria be klasse Super no ABCDE
8/12 1500hrs Semi-Final ba klasse Super no Klasse ABCDE
9/12 1500hrs Final ba klasse ABCDE
10/12 1500 hrs 1 Final ba klasse Super no grande Final (Premio major) ba klasse ABCDE 2. Cerimonia Inceramento

It is not clear to me if it is just one race per day but it appears to start this afternoon (a public holiday).  The ANZ Bank are one of the sponsors and they will be putting on some form of food and drink.  I guess we will know the drill* by Saturday.

If you can find a classical music concert, the ballet or opera, feel free to attend those in preference.  But Groucho, Harpo and Zeppo (aka Mr.H, Mr.DD and Mr.S) will be at the races cheering on their faithful steed.

* drill – in this case, “the things that are happening and when”

More Christmas shopping courtesy of Alola

For the cyclists and others that missed the market at Independence Hall last weekend, you have another chance this coming Saturday at the Alola Foundation premises.

Sounds like the same deal. Tais, pots, plants, wallets, bags, furniture, cards, soap, incense etc. Starts at 9am at Alola.

If you are capable of using Google Earth (ie reasonably fast internet connection), you could try my Google Earth Dili landmarks stuff. Otherwise, head towards the hills past the stadium, past the roundabout and Alola is a couple of hundred metres further along on your right. There ought to be a parking nightmare so you shouldn’t miss it.

PS  Cyclists can ignore comment about parking nightmare.


FOS, if you want me to load Google Earth plus my cached satellite imagery onto the FOS mothership computer, a suitable liquid incentive may be a winner.

Events for the cerebral

There are 3 things I never do in public … these days. They are (1) line dancing, (2) take my clothes off and (3) karaoke.

For those into (3), your place on Saturday 1 December at around 7pm onwards is the Caz Bar. If that turns you on, there will be the 3rd and final round of “Dili Idol” at Jacks Bar on the following Saturday. I will not be attending as I am absolutely certain that like me, there will be some people who should only be singing by themselves in an anechoic chamber.

For the rest of us talentless people, there will be the Dili Cup horse racing meeting on 10 December at Tasi Tolu. I have no details or times but suspect you should bring your own food, drink and portable toilet. And probably your own racehorse.

For the Christmas shoppers, don’t forget the “1st Annual Timor-Leste Asean Trade Expo” at Independence Memorial Hall in Farol (ie across the road from the lighthouse) running from 10am to 6pm on Saturday 1 December AND Sunday 2 December*. You can buy any manner of tais, indoor and outdoor furniture, crafts, oils and soaps etc. etc.

* Thanks FOS for the correction.

First Lady Cup Fun Run Placegetters

For the record, here are the placegetters this year :

Place Women Men
1. Ines Borges (38.25) Elias Da Deus (32.52)
2. Aliaca Alin Soares
3. Silvina Babo Francisco Dos Santos
4. Emma Roche (ISF) Januario da Costa
5. Megan Webber (ISF) Jose April
6. Fidelia Martins Henry Stimpson (ISF)
7. Kate Shore (ISF) Tebea Dea (ISF)
8. Dalia Amaral Domingos da Silva
9. Alisa Kreynes (HHH) Idelfonso Dos Santos
10. Jenny Asman (HHH) Aderyto Perera

All runners Timorese (including many from Timor Athletics Association) except :
ISF – International Stabilisation Force
HHH – Dili Hash House Harriers

Any help with spelling appreciated.

First Lady Run

I said : “I overtrained”
They said : “You under-trained”

I said : “I must have gone to bed too early”
They said : “Did you go to bed at all?”

I said : “I should have gone to church this morning”
They said : “You wouldn’t know a church if you fell over one”

I said : “I must be allergic to green sports drinks”
They said : “Allergy my ar##”

I said : “Yep, THAT’s what I am allergic to !”

And so went the analysis of my extremely marginal improvement over last year’s performance at the First Lady Cup fun run.

It was a great day, well organised, great band, top effort by all the organisers.

It should be noted that Timorese runners came in the first three in both the mens and the womens.  The ISF had a few places in there and one or two un-military ex-pats.

I am currently in training for next year.  Yeah right !!!

More events for the athletes

If you are in Dili and you don’t already know about the 3rd Annual First Lady run, you must live under a rock.  It is on this coming Sunday with an 8am start.  See my previous post.  It is never too late.  Just be there outside the Palacio.

On Saturday 1 December, there will be the “Ride for Peace” bicycle event from Maubisse to Dili.  It will start at 6am from Maubisse which implies an overnight stay in Maubisse with your bicycle, helmet and not much else.  There will be support along the 70km route with drinks etc.  There is no entry fee and there will be a lunch provided at the end.  Watch for more details but again, if you want to do it, just be there in Maubisse at 6am that morning with your bicycle and helmet (compulsory).  Take your camera and don’t worry about being first.  Enjoy – you may never do it again.

Tais weaving demonstrations in Sydney

If you live in Sydney and are into Timorese things or tais weaving and the like, Trish Johns is doing a little weaving tour starting next week.

The “Womens Woven Art” tais weaving demonstrations can be seen from 10-17 November in the afternoon in Newtown, Darlinghurst, Paddington and Erskineville.

I include the detailed advertising blurb in a PDF file downloadable here.

Of course, this massive export drive is going to make that unique tais I bought worthless – you know the one that was going to make me a hit with the chicks back in OZ !!