Old year resolution

I am not into New Year resolutions because that gives you 365 days to be accused of procrastination.  Far safer to do an old year resolution which has a life of … 11 hours.

I achieved throwing away bedtime reading for sudoku puzzles but don’t have much time left to attain supreme levels of fitness before the day is out.  But I am well on the way.  A bit of heavy lifting of beer cartons and re-stocking the fridge should just about do it.

Living in Dili remains a roller-coaster ride.  What next ?  Another generator failure, more bowel trouble, more rises in airfares to get out, a return of local police to the streets, more yogurt shortages, TL’s first aircraft carrier … the suspense !

But my water tells me that tonight would be a good opportunity for the “scrotes” to nudge the turps and have a handy excuse for having a bit of fun at someone else’s expense.  My advice is no matter what you do to greet the New Year, try not to get a lift in a UN vehicle … and never get caught without clean underwear.

Cheers

Finding sudoku

Sometimes some things just pass you by living here but while in Bali recently, I was looking to buy a cookbook written in Indonesian but with western-style recipes – as a Christmas present.  Then I saw sudoku books in Indonesian.  Forty US cents for a smaller edition – seemed a safe place to start.

For the moment, I am hooked.  So today I go looking for a fresh sudoku puzzle book.  I go to the new “Loja Livru Gracia” bookshop in Audian.  Nope but I walk out with 3 copies of the “Time Timor” magazine written in Tetum.  And yes, there are a number of cookbooks in Indonesian, the usual religious tomes, some language dictionaries (Indonesian-Korean).  And a large rack of used PC magazines in Indonesian.

I had a few other little fiddly shopping chores to undertake and schmoozed through shops I had not schmoozed through for a while.  It struck me that there has been a large increase in the number of clothing shops and a matching increase in shops offering clothing repairs and adjustments.  Karaoke systems are now big as are numerous small stereo systems.  Maybe I had not noticed the shop selling electric guitars.  I did notice the absence of small electricity generators which have obviously moved from the front of the shops to down the back (where they ought to be since the reduction in power cuts).

Anyway, I called it a day and downloaded a sudoku puzzle generator instead.

Surfing the wedge

As everybody knows, typical Dili seascapes are of flat seas. Not your surfers dream.

Except if your Hawaii surfing days are over and you are surfing the wedge. Yes, you can surf off the beaches of Dili. No, it aint your typical Hawaiian cliff-like wave, but more your entry-level wave to the retirement home.

One metre hangers. Only old farts need apply. Scotch drinkers preferred. Bring your own panadol.

I am expecting a bit of flak for this one.

Liberty Bell

You learn something all the time. John Phillip Souza composed the Liberty Bell march music made famous in the Monty Python’s Flying Circus theme music.

It is now continued on by the F-FDTL as their tune of choice for military parades. I missed the parade this morning but saw some of the day’s ceremonial activities on TVTL tonight. A few months back, I saw the F-FDTL/PNTL “get back together” parade and was mighty happy to here the Liberty Bell again.

And I was suitably chuffed to hear it again on TV today. Apparently Souza was American but of Portuguese descent.


Please read my comment in my last post re. a correction to an ABC report on fighting today.

Electioneering

I’ve done fish and apart from the weather, I guess there is no getting away from the fact that there is a presidential election campaign underway. Now before your brain immediately starts comparing it to a US-style presidential election, remember that the president here appears to have very little real power and is more ceremonial than anything else. I am not sure the people here have really fully come to terms with the power differences of the roles of president, prime minister and parliament.

As to who would make the best Timorese president and the impact that party affiliation has on the operations of the position, I don’t know. I am no student of politics and most of the time, shake my head in amazement (and often disgust) at the antics of politicians – the double speak, the evasion of hard questions, the bagging of opponents and the cliched nature of election campaigns. The sudden urge to kiss babies one month before an election campaign …well mothers, better wash them afterwards.

Keep in mind that my observations are from an English speaking visitor’s perspective and I am not part of the target audience for any electioneering so I don’t expect to know much at all about what is happening behind the scenes and at street level.

Compared to OZ elections (for example), there appear to be similarities and there are certainly differences. Basically, apart from the Fretilin party, there appears to be nowhere near the same level of campaign funding (as you should expect here). We are still 11 days out and I have only seen minimal street advertising and no handing out of campaign literature. All I can say is I have read about campaign rallies but not seen one myself yet. There has been the odd scuffle at these rallies.

I have seen one of the common campaigning methods used here and that is the convoy of trucks with chanting supporters flying flags. I have seen this before with supporters of Rogerio Lobato when he went on trial in the courts, on peace rallies and just before Fretilin held their internal leadership vote last year. It should be noted that (based on my guess) these truck convoys contain 98+% males and in the age group 15 to 25 – not exactly fully representative of the voting population. Yesterday’s convoy that I saw, seemed to be only 3 trucks (with UNPol escort) with supporters chanting “Lu’Olo” (ie the Fretilin presidential candidate).

One of the local newspapers ran a mobile phone text message poll recently. Initially, the Fretilin candidate was well down in the results but after a couple of days, there was a big surge in the Fretilin numbers. Again, in this country, a mobile phone poll is probably not going to be representative either.

In web space, I have really only been able to find material from the Fretilin party. Again, I wonder just how targeted this can be in this country – for Dili residents only and only a small proportion at that. There is no doubt that Fretilin have the resources which the other parties do not seem to have.

I am expecting things to wind up over the next week and hopefully, I will have something more useful to say. I have been told that it is probably not a good idea to go to a campaign rally but I wonder if curiosity will get the better of me. I like to watch.

Note : It took me a week to write this. Drafted it once, threw it away, did it again, computer crashed, lost it. Its actually quite different from the first go. Depends on which side of bed you get out of.

Farnborough airshow comes to town

You would have had to be wired to your iPod all afternoon to miss yesterday’s chopper spectacular.    I would think it was the biggest chopper display I have seen here since their arrival last year.

I couldn’t make head or tail of where they came from or where they were going to.  If they were indeed circling, they must have been very big circles as they appeared from the east and disappeared towards the heliport then around by the hills.  It went on for about 1/2 an hour – maybe centred around the Vila Verde/Colmera area with the occasional sprint down the esplanade.  I counted 3 choppers but there could have been more.

I asked some Timorese if they knew of any trouble spot (they usually know) but no-one knew.  I am none the wiser but it certainly was a spectacle with a fair bit of swooping, coming to a halt then speeding off again.  Better than TV.

Otherwise, this last week has been very quiet and very wet.

OK, so there might be some politics in this one

It’s hard to blather on about things here without mentioning the forthcoming elections. I am not sure exactly what positions are up for grabs and when things must happen according to the constitution and electoral laws. Mercifully, I have no intention of reading those as bed-time reading.

However, as I understand it, there are presidential (ie President Xanana Gusmao) and parliamentary (ie PM Ramos-Horta) elections which are meant to be conducted before June.

As I had heard it until yesterday, President Xanana does not want to continue as President, but wants to retire to pumpkin growing. A noble pastime, made even nobler if he took up broccoli as well (hint). Then yesterday I read that Xanana may put himself forward as a candidate for the parliament, representing a yet to be announced party. True ? I don’t know.

I have no idea what PM Ramos-Horta intends to do. I think everyone thinks that ex-PM Alkatiri is a shoe-in as the next PM.

Now add some proposed presidential candidates : the head of the Timorese military Taur Matan Ruak (TMR) and the “rebel” Major Alfredo. So the last 3 names I mentioned are people who have possible criminal charges hanging over their heads with respect to last year’s troubles.

That should make for some interesting political (and legal) manoeuvring over the next few months. I hope Xanana has time to publish his favourite pumpkin soup recipe before he is taken up with electoral things. Xanana, happy to do a pumpkin soup cook-off anytime, any place. Winner takes all.

Community Events

It is worth noting that a number of community events have been going on over the last couple of weeks. They continue over the next week and include :

Event Location Date Time
Traditional music, poetry Independence Park 5 Dec 5pm
Contemporary music Independence Park 6 Dec 4pm to 10pm
Traditional music, poetry Independence Park 7 Dec 5pm
Hamuluk Prayer Ceremony Independence Park 7 Dec 6pm
Contemporary music Independence Park 8 Dec 4pm to 10pm
Traditional music, poetry Independence Park 9 Dec 5pm
“Soru Mutu ba Dame” followed by
Open Air Mass by Bishop Ricardo
Palacio do Governo 10 Dec 7:30am to 1pm
Traditional music, poetry Palacio do Governo 10 Dec 6pm

Independence Park is the discretely located park just west of the Motael Church. If you walk past the Motael Church on the beach road heading west, Independence Park is the next street on the left.

The Hamuluk prayer ceremony involves returning weapons to their scabbards, symbolising a return to peace (or something like that). The President will receive the symbolic weapons from the Elders.

I am guessing “Soru Mutu ba Dame” translates to “Peace Rally” (literally “Peace Discussions”).

The local papers will have more details.

Touch rugby competition 19 November

There will be a touch football competition on Sunday 19 November at Democracy Park commencing at 9:30am.

There will be :

  • Two sides from the AFP
  • Two sides from the NZ military
  • Two sides from the Hash House Harriers
  • One side from the ADF

The competition will be held at Democracy park on the Sunday, It is hoped to mark out two grounds so two games can be played simultaneously. There are two pools of four teams (where an organization eg AFP has two sides they will be in alternate pools).

Pool 1 Pool 2
Delta Company NZ 1 Delta Company NZ 2
Hash House Harriers 1 Hash House Harriers 2
AFP 1 AFP 2
ADF Spare

The two top sides after the round robin games will progress to the semi finals of the trophy comp, the two bottom sides will progress to the semi finals of the bowl competition. Remember it is $5 – registration per player and there will be water, snags and bread. Perhaps a roasted pig for lunch.

ROUND 1 Game No
9:30 AM 1 Delta Company NZ 1 Hash House Harriers 1
2 Delta Company NZ 2 Hash House Harriers 2
10:00 AM 3 AFP 1 ADF
4 AFP 2 Spare
ROUND 2
10:30 AM 5 Delta Company NZ 1 AFP 1
6 Delta Company NZ 2 AFP 2
11:00 AM 7 Hash House Harriers 1 ADF
8 Hash House Harriers 2 Spare
ROUND 3
11:30 AM 9 Delta Company NZ 1 ADF
10 Delta Company NZ 2 Spare
12:00 PM 11 Hash House Harriers 1 AFP 1
12 Hash House Harriers 2 Lime
LUNCHBREAK
2:00:00 PM, 13 Winner Pool 1 Runner Up Pool 2 Semi 1 Cup
14 Winner Pool 2 Runner Up Pool 1 Semi 2 Cup
2:30:00 PM, 15 Loser Pool 1 Third Place Pool 2 Semi 3 Bowl
16 Loser Pool 1 Third Place Pool 2 Semi 4 Bowl
3:00:00 PM 17 Winner of Semi 3 Winner of Semi 4 Final 1
3:30:00 PM 18 Winner of Semi 1 Winner of Semi 2 Final 2

The First Lady Cup (10km Run)

The 2nd Annual First Lady Cup
Fundraising Challenge

10 Kilometre Run or 5 Kilometre Walk.
Sunday 26th Nov. 8.00am. Start Palacio do Governo.

Entry forms available from and payment made to Castaway Bar, Dili Club, Monkey Bar, Harvey World Travel or UNMIT intranet.

Entry fee is US$5.00 Entries close 24 November 2006. Late entries accepted on the day until 7.00am.

Conduct your own fundraising, individual or office & highest will be presented with the First Lady Cup by First Lady Kirsty on day.

The first 10 to finish will receive a certificate signed by the President Xanana & First Lady Kirsty.

Proceeds of all fundraising activities must be received by 24 November 2006.

Start from the ‘Palacio do Governo’ (GPA) 8.00am & continue along the Beach Road to near ‘Cazbar’ and back to the GPA.

Free printed T-shirts on the day to the first 500 entries.

Food available & live entertainment following the Run/Walk opposite the ‘Palacio do Governo’.

Free give-aways distributed during the event.

Further info : Daryl Mills (723 2015) or Trevor Parris (723 6476)
Proceeds to Alola Foundation & Rotary International.

A PDF file of the advertising flier and an entry form is available here