{"id":55,"date":"2006-03-18T13:32:33","date_gmt":"2006-03-18T04:32:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wombathole.com\/dili-gence\/?p=55"},"modified":"2006-03-18T13:32:33","modified_gmt":"2006-03-18T04:32:33","slug":"stpatricks-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"St.Patricks Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three pain killers, coffee, a shower, food, exercise, more coffee and still the headache remains.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday was St.Patricks Day and while it is a great day for the Irish, it is also a great day for the Guinness drinker here in Dili.  The usual Guinness available in the shops is made in Malaysia and I am afraid it bears little resemblance to Guinness at all.<\/p>\n<p>By absolute chance, I came across news that the Irish Embassy had shipped in a special consignment of genuine Irish Guinness in cans with a widget.  Next mission was to get an invite to St.Pats Day as I had absolutely no doubt where that consignment was going to end up.<\/p>\n<p>As Dili is so small, its actually not that hard to arrange these things but I felt a little out of place initially.  It didn&#8217;t take long to work out that half of Dili had been invited.<\/p>\n<p>Now when you have been pining for a Guinness for a while and the genuine article is put before your eyes (not even the Australian-made version) and the Irish government are paying, well, you take your chances, don&#8217;t you ?<\/p>\n<p>I managed 6 pints of the good stuff, talked the leg off a chair, danced like Fred Astaire and possibly made some new acquaintances.  But I blame the 2 glasses of red wine after all that for the headache this morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three pain killers, coffee, a shower, food, exercise, more coffee and still the headache remains. Yesterday was St.Patricks Day and while it is a great day for the Irish, it is also a great day for the Guinness drinker here &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/?p=55\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,14,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-entertainment","category-food-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}