{"id":44,"date":"2006-02-27T06:45:21","date_gmt":"2006-02-26T21:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wombathole.com\/dili-gence\/?p=44"},"modified":"2006-03-01T23:47:25","modified_gmt":"2006-03-01T14:47:25","slug":"a-house-at-last","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"A House at Last"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After 165 days, we have finally seen the contents of the stuff we shipped here.  It has been sitting in a container here in Dili since October, waiting for somewhere to put it.  Just smouldering away.  By accident, I left a high\/low thermometer in a bag (with batteries in it) and it recorded a high of 40 degrees buried deep within.<\/p>\n<p>So it arrived at our newly renovated house.  It will be great when everything is in place but boy, it has been a saga riddled with balls-ups from start to finish.  I have steadfastly tried to avoid hurling mud online &#8211; you never know who might be reading.  But I would certainly like to give a few people a good spray.<\/p>\n<p>I am in a spare bedroom looking at the mango tree, sitting at an old wooden table and chair wondering what I do next so I can send this bloody thing.  But we do have 2 more days in the hotel, while the furniture is cleaned and everything is washed (that&#8217;s us, no paid slaves here).  The boys (house builders ?) left the house in a bit of a mess.  I think I must have been speaking Egyptian when I said the house needed a clean.  Cleaning crew ?  What cleaning crew !<\/p>\n<p>So I have done a bit of hands and knees cleaning, 10 rounds with the washing machine, nabbed a few cockroaches, got Handy Andy hands.  I have noted down the bubbling paintwork, holes in the grouting between the tiles, fans that don&#8217;t work, bath that doesn&#8217;t drain properly,  etc. etc.  And I really wished they hadn&#8217;t used the white plastic basin plugs to stub out their cigarettes.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I&#8217;ll get used to it.  But what I haven&#8217;t said is that I have been living this renovation ever since arrival.  Up front in my face every day : &#8220;don&#8217;t do that ! &#8230; why are you putting that there ? &#8230; you don&#8217;t do it like that ! &#8230; who told you to do that &#8230; that doesn&#8217;t even fit ! &#8230; that won&#8217;t last 6 months &#8230; could you clean up that paint ! &#8230; but yesterday you told me &#8230; you mean we have to pay more for that &#8230; &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After 165 days, we have finally seen the contents of the stuff we shipped here. It has been sitting in a container here in Dili since October, waiting for somewhere to put it. Just smouldering away. By accident, I left &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/?p=44\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accommodation","category-at-home"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}