{"id":375,"date":"2007-11-30T17:30:43","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T08:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombathole.com\/dili-gence\/?p=375"},"modified":"2007-12-01T08:21:18","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T23:21:18","slug":"events-for-the-cerebral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/?p=375","title":{"rendered":"Events for the cerebral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are 3 things I never do in public &#8230; these days.  They are (1) line dancing, (2) take my clothes off and (3) karaoke.<\/p>\n<p>For those into (3), your place on Saturday 1 December at around 7pm onwards is the Caz Bar.  If that turns you on, there will be the 3rd and final round of &#8220;Dili Idol&#8221; at Jacks Bar on the following Saturday.  I will not be attending as I am absolutely certain that like me, there will be some people who should only be singing by themselves in an <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Anechoic_chamber\" title=\"Wikipedia : anechoic chamber\">anechoic chamber<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>For the rest of us talentless people, there will be the Dili Cup horse racing meeting on 10 December at Tasi Tolu.  I have no details or times but suspect you should bring your own food, drink and portable toilet.  And probably your own racehorse.<\/p>\n<p>For the Christmas shoppers, don&#8217;t forget the &#8220;1st Annual Timor-Leste Asean Trade Expo&#8221; at Independence Memorial Hall in Farol (ie across the road from the lighthouse) running from 10am to 6pm on Saturday 1 December AND Sunday 2 December*.  You can buy any manner of tais, indoor and outdoor furniture, crafts, oils and soaps etc. etc.<\/p>\n<p>* Thanks FOS for the correction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are 3 things I never do in public &#8230; these days. They are (1) line dancing, (2) take my clothes off and (3) karaoke. For those into (3), your place on Saturday 1 December at around 7pm onwards is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/?p=375\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}