{"id":121,"date":"2006-07-12T08:00:32","date_gmt":"2006-07-11T23:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wombathole.com\/dili-gence\/?p=121"},"modified":"2006-07-13T00:03:06","modified_gmt":"2006-07-12T15:03:06","slug":"the-slob-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/?p=121","title":{"rendered":"The Slob returns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was doing so well, then 10 days in OZ and I am a wreck.  Stress relief ?  Recidivist slob ?<\/p>\n<p>I did my bit to reduce the OZ wine lake and never refused seconds.  Results +3kgs, out of shape, dacks a bit tight &#8230; back to the punishment.<\/p>\n<p>Weather great as usual, popped down to Christo Rei to commence physical recovery.  And what is there now that wasn&#8217;t there the last time I went.  A whole lot of (presumably) Portuguese military police (GNR) stripped down to g-strings* doing push-ups I dream about.<\/p>\n<p>Girls, I will give you a tip.  If you like 6-packs and beefcake, Christo Rei in the afternoon is your place.  As for me (and a few other normal types), I just tried to hide in the corner as much as possible.<\/p>\n<p>* more commonly known in OZ as budgie smugglers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was doing so well, then 10 days in OZ and I am a wreck. Stress relief ? Recidivist slob ? I did my bit to reduce the OZ wine lake and never refused seconds. Results +3kgs, out of shape, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/?p=121\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink","category-healthmedical"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dili-gence.wombathole.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}